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P.G. Wodehouse, Stripped of His Innocence Wake
Up, Sir! Reviewed by Mark Grueter In 1999, Jonathan
Ames devoured a slew of P.G. Wodehouse novels, hoping to free himself
from depression. It’s an anecdote that makes perfect sense to It’s not clear if the treatment worked for Ames, but it did inspire him to write a novel more or less based on a typical Wodehouse story. Ames’ disposition was certainly cheery on Sunday night at the KGB bar in New York, where he read a few scenes from his latest novel. Wake Up, Sir! is a story about a young, Jewish novelist named Alan Blair who recently read forty-three Wodehouse novels (Wodehouse wrote over ninety) in order to rid himself of an overwhelming sadness. Blair is melancholic because he hasn’t published in several years, he hasn’t had a girlfriend since that time, he’s an alcoholic and he’s broke. But shortly after finishing his run with Wodehouse, Blair had slipped on a patch of ice walking down Park Avenue and was awarded $250,000 for the ordeal. Though this didn’t quite make him happy, reading Wodehouse led to the bit of luck that made Blair rich. As a result of saturating his brain with Wodehouse, Blair hired a “valet,” the significance of which requires some explanation. The most well-known Wodehouse stories are the ones starring Jeeves/Bertie Wooster. Bertie is a young man in his late twenties, independently wealthy after inheriting his late parents’ fortune. Jeeves is his exceptionally sagacious “gentleman’s personal gentleman,” or valet. Like Bertie Wooster, Alan Blair’s parents are dead, and so the transient Blair is living with his aunt and uncle in New Jersey when we are introduced to him at the start of Wake Up, Sir!. Also, due to his readings, Blair talks a hell of a lot like Bertie. Blair’s newly minted valet just happens to be named Jeeves also, and Ames’ Jeeves is fully aware of and also annoyed by the obvious association to Wodehouse. He’s annoyed because many people refuse to take him seriously. Blair soon realizes that his Jeeves is upset with this whole “Wodehouse business,” so he makes sure never to mention it (although it curiously doesn’t stop Blair from mimicking the linguistic habits of one Bertie Wooster!). The first thing the reader of Wake Up, Sir! is struck by – if he is familiar with Wodehouse – is Ames’ straight up replication of Wodehouse (more specifically, the Bertie Wooster character). Imitate the inimitable at your own peril. For instance, Blair refers to his aunt as “the relative” and “the old flesh and blood” (later shortened to “the old f. and b.” just as Wodehouse would have done, for no apparent reason other than to be ridiculous). Jeeves “endeavors to give satisfaction,” is made up of 90 percent water and “sees all.” Together, the two “biff along silently.” And this is just a small sample; the novel is riddled with Wodehouseisms of every description. Other than me, the Wodehouse snobs have yet to weigh in, but I should say straight out I think Ames has done an admirable job here, particularly given the inherent difficulty of trying to duplicate an already revered style. Like Bertie, Blair is garrulous, glib and insecure, while Jeeves is terse and composed. But where Wodehouse’s Jeeves constantly plots to bail his master out of trouble, Ames’ Jeeves exists mostly in the background and serves almost exclusively as a prop for the eccentric Blair to toss his peculiar thoughts at. (At one point, a pixilated Blair engages in an imaginary conversation with Jeeves, a conversation that reads exactly like his actual conversations with Jeeves). A writer, Blair (or is it Ames?) has some interesting/comical theories on life. For example, he believes most short men are homosexual as a result of not being able to attract women but then wonders why midgets are so “swaggeringly heterosexual.” He asks a sculptor friend if one would label a sculpture of one’s self a “self-sculpture”? Indeed, Blair’s socially awkward commentary serves as the comic thrust of the novel; it is sometimes inventive, sometimes clichéd, sometimes humorous, sometimes not. I won’t repeat the jokes - you’ll have to read the book and determine for yourself their quality. Ames’ reading of the novel at KGB somehow livened up the narrative, and he had his audience laughing hysterically at times. His intonation and faux-elitist accent made the dialogue much more amusing. I don’t know if it was his natural voice or a complete affectation but I can see why Ames has a solid reputation as a performer. As I eagerly perused the opening pages, my first question was this: given all the similarities to Wodehouse, how would it be possible for non-Wodehouse readers to fully appreciate – or appreciate at all - the work? But the enthusiastic crowd at the KGB bar, most of whom I would bet don’t really know Wodehouse, seemed to like it just fine. I spoke with one satisfied listener who had never read Wodehouse (or any of Wake Up, Sir!) and he actually interpreted the banter between Blair and Jeeves as a parody of Wodehouse and the English upper-crust. It made me feel like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg. Wake Up, Sir! is more than just a Wodehouse imitation. As the story progresses, the narrative strays slightly from the Wodehouse style and returns to many of Ames’ traditional themes: sex, paranoia and self-absorption to name a few. Things take a “serious” turn on page 29, a temptation to which Wodehouse never yielded. So the work is a strange, often entertaining, though sometimes tedious combination of various elements. The fusion is odd partly because Wodehouse’s fiction stands out for having never dealt with sex in any direct fashion. What Wodehouse avoided like the bubonic plague, Ames embraces wholeheartedly: the obscene. The word “fuck” does not appear until page 51 but it signals a slight departure from the light, Wodehouse form that dominates the opening. Still, Ames deserves much credit for describing sex from Blair's perspective - one could imagine Wodehouse's Bertie Wooster describing sex in the same way, had he ever done so. Blair is a modernist’s version of Bertie. The real difference
between Wake Up, Sir! and a typical Wodehouse novel is that the
emotional, physical and psychological problems of Wodehouse's characters
are glossed over and only laughed at. If a Wodehouse character is brooding
over a lost love or creating drama over some alleged issue, he is encouraged
to stop being such an ass, to throw his chest out and to refrain from
being so self-obsessed. Wodehouse’s message: lighten up. Everyone
has problems, so stop boring the rest of us with yours. Ames, on the other
hand, celebrates self-indulgence and with Alan Blair and the other characters,
that’s exactly what the reader is confronted with. Blair spends
much of the book whining about his dipsomania and sexually perverted thoughts.
His friend Alan Trinkle never ceases to shut up about how he can’t
get laid. Admittedly, some of the horrors Blair has to confront are a
bit thick (the thickest involving an untimely case of crabs) but they
don’t warrant the hysteria and dwelling over which Ames devotes
to them. Overall, however, Ames succeeds at a task most would not dare attempt. Not only does he impersonate Wodehouse, he enters Wodehouse’s world and unabashedly corrupts it. It mostly works because Ames has proven himself a talented and witty prose stylist. And even though nobody can match Wodehouse in the humor department there are some real belly laughs in Wake Up, Sir! - a welcomed adaptation of a cherished author. --------------------------------------- Mark Grueter is a writer living in New York City and the Managing Editor of Canon Magazine. He can be reached at grueter@methree.net. ©
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