I'm
sure a lot of readers are already familiar with the Slate
feature called The
Complete Bushisms (given the title, the feature really needs no
explanation). I have recently revisited the compilation, and
find it necessary to reproduce a few of my favorites here:
"If
you're a younger person, you ought to be asking members of Congress
and the United States Senate and the president what you intend to
do about it. If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying,
what are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"—Detroit,
Feb. 8, 2005
And:
"We
need to apply 21st-century information technology to the health
care field. We need to have our medical records put on the I.T."—Collinsville,
Ill., Jan. 5, 2005
And
finally:
"That's
why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental—supplemental
funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition
and fuel."—Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004
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This
is really just plain old exciting...researchers have figured out
how to decipher some previously enigmatic writings that were found
in an "ancient garbage dump" in Egypt. Works by Sophocles
and Euripides are in there, as well as --possibly -- some early Christian
texts. The extent of this could become overwhelming.
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Please
read the lovely Mark Grueter's review
of James Wolcott's new book in Chicago-based magazine Stop
Smiling.
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The
State Department's report for terrorism in 2004 didn't please some
certain high level government officials (you know, because terrorism
is increasing in the midst of their supposed war to do away
with it). So what did they do? Why,
eliminate the report, of course!
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Enough.
About. The Pope. Already.
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Can
you imagine the American president doing this:
printing one million copies of a great literary work and handing it
out for free in the country's public spaces? Me either.
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If
everything in this article is true, then it's safe to say that
it's damn near impossible these days to know what's really going on
in the world...it's all about powerful people paying for what they
want you to think.
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I
don't agree with Steve Almond's definition of the purpose of art in
this
column (see the last paragraph), but I do think that his discussion
of Safran Foer's new novel is important. Especially parts like
this:
[T]he
real charge derived from reading ELIC [Extremely Loud and Incredibly
Close] is the chance to re–experience the melodrama of 9/11,
those bracing weeks when we all stood transfixed by the tape loops
and slapped brave bumper stickers on our cars and pretended that
we had suffered something profound, when all most of us had suffered
was the vicarious thrill of a genuine televised catastrophe.
Exactly.
Foer doesn't work through any 9-11 issues, he simply exploits
the drama of the whole thing.
Click
here for the last Culturally Speaking.
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